Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...