Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Sugar In Urine
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar...