Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Boring!
|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...