God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...