A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...