Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...