Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...