Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...