CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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The Speed of Time by Age
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Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
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You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
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He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...