What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...