Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...