Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...