cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...