Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...