French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...