The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...