I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...