Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.