yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
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Why don’t oysters give to charity?
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A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
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A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...