Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
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Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...