Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...