Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...