Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...