The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...