Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...