Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.