Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!