Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Who Enjoys Sex More?
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...