The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...