It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Help me…I’m hooked!
Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?For those of us folks who...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced