Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...