The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...