man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
The office happenings
|Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...