Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...