cross a spider and an elephant
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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
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Helen Keller
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Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
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The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
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Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Ultra dumb
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