Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
Notification to all members regarding language use during seminar.It has been brought to the...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....