Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!