Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...