Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...