Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...