Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...