Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Delaware Crazy Law
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying...