Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...