Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...