If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Difference Between Men and Women
1. A man will pay 2 dollars for a 1 dollar item he wants....