Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!