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Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
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A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...