It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...