Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.