Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!